they call me chicken fetuccine cuz i’m afraido

taxidermychrist:

there’s so much noise all the time how does anyone live like this

agroforester:

i think an uncomfortable truth is that there is an inherent arrogance one has to overcome after spending too much time alone, which is not so obvious when it’s forced (i.e. through ostracism) because the assumption is that someone who has been ostracized is more likely to lack confidence and thinks poorly of themselves. but then there’s this dance between victimhood and low self-esteem yet also subconsciously believing that your own view or daily decisions are “correct” or “better” because you’ve never had anyone tell you otherwise, because you’ve been alone. and in addition have gotten used to being extremely independent and considering others’ input doesn’t even occur to you. so when others DO provide feedback, it’s almost jarring, like you don’t have a behavioral pathway with which to respond or receive the feedback so you just respond with irritation because your system is confused

sakrogoat:

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Rae Klein - Sun Going Down

midnightclover:

qfliporiana:

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anyone else relate

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kaijuno:

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throathole:

I fucking love this subreddit

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nat-20s:

Executive dysfunction is so funny and stupid I have to put things like “watch movie I’ve wanted to watch” and “move cup sitting there for two months” on my to do list

cryptotheism:

onlinebeast:

r0zeclawz:

soapoey:

Penis muscle.. im learning!

mind of meat my passion’s burning

Squeaze my cock and feel a power

Penis stronger every hour

adjoint-law:

yorickish-deactivated20230903:

yorickish-deactivated20230903:

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this wasn’t a quote from a real PDF btw I just thought it would be funny to tex this up so it looked like one instead of posting it directly

the next evolution of Tumblr shitposting is looking promising

secretspaceship:

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just listed some more prints of these “2heads” (I edition) “6 wings” (II edition) and “6 legs” (I edition) linocuts to my online store
SHOP HERE

fata-vocant:

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

postanagramgenerator:

honourablejester:

typhlonectes:

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Okay, this made me pause and literally write out every letter that ‘fell’ in order (‘oomngouuhhrsrtutpntnue’), then make sure they were all contained in 'turntomushuponthergroun’.

They are, and it’s very satisfying.

oomngouuhhrsrtutpntnued

turntomushupontheground

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aflo:
“lionofchaeronea:
“Etruscan ceramic vessel in the shape of a boar. Artist unknown; ca. 600-500 BCE. Now in the Cleveland Museum of Art.
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im sorry i can’t be her
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aflo:
“lionofchaeronea:
“Etruscan ceramic vessel in the shape of a boar. Artist unknown; ca. 600-500 BCE. Now in the Cleveland Museum of Art.
”
im sorry i can’t be her
”

aflo:

lionofchaeronea:

Etruscan ceramic vessel in the shape of a boar.  Artist unknown; ca. 600-500 BCE.  Now in the Cleveland Museum of Art.

im sorry i can’t be her

the-indoor-kites:

importantanimalfacts:

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sometransgal:

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Why does this ad look like a loading screen tip?