slavicafire:

Why did your parent(s) choose the name they gave you?

its actual meaning

named after a family member

named after someone famous

named after a character

liked the way it sounded

other reason in the tags

no idea

beggars-opera:

lakevida:

beebascloset:

lakevida:

worlds loudest HELL YEAH BROTHER heard projecting from the back of this costco

I wanna be where you are

costco

nonasuch:

griffonatrix:

ALT

this came to me in a dream

platovevo:

*capitalist voice* if you’re tired of being exploited by your boss then maybe you should just become a boss and exploit other people

skulki-d:

museum-of-artifacts:

The Swedish warship Vasa. It sank in 1628 less than a mile into its maiden voyage and was recovered from the sea floor after 333 years almost completely intact. Now housed at the Vasa Museum in Stockholm, is the world’s best preserved 17th century ship

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Kinda funny that the best example of its kind is the one that sucked as bad as it possibly could.

egberts:

“glittery clear pink plastic” is lowkey a tongue twister

synapse-retrogenesis:

downward spiral

maxknightley:

from what I’ve seen, there are exactly Three Jobs hiring at any given time. they are:

• senior logistics strategist at Hewlett Packard. $140,000 / year. requirements: three separate MBAs, fifteen years of business experience, no “ethnic” grandparents, unearned sense of confidence
• “customer success ambassador” at Glurp. $70,000 / year, give or take, since 90% of your pay is based on commission. requirements: associate’s degree, no experience, has never heard the phrase “pyramid scheme,” no sense of shame
• part-time server at Le Bon Mot. $15-$16/hr depending on level of experience. must work weekends, overnight shifts, holidays, while asleep. requirements: you will let customers spit on you.

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grox:

grox:

So?

Wait hold up this is awesome. So not because I’m ugly?

rippleskip:

Being nearsighted makes sense to me, it’s like having a render distance. The concept that some people are farsighted scares me, what do you mean you can’t see things the closer they are to you

depsidase:

centrente:

a comic about love and friendship and the power of communication, inspired by that time i heard ask by the smiths on my run and was somehow moved to tears

(i misheard ‘the bomb’ as 'the bond’ but i stand by it. i don’t value morrissey enough to respect his authorial intent)

(sensitive wolf fans smash that mf like button!!!!)

doityourselfbombs:

doityourselfbombs:

everyone on the road wants me carnally

my broken taillight has bewitched them body and soul

abluerowan:

So the James Webb telescope took a picture of a infant star!!

The small glowing blob is protostar L1527! Caught in the glow of its sunrise-like creation the baby is only 100,00 years old! It can take up to 50 million years for a star to reach the size of our sun. This infant has a long time to go.

Located 460 light years away this is one hell of a childhood photo!